Fans , friends,and participants of DiddyBop's shenanigans, y'all gon love this one. When I say I can't make this stuff up , oh, I mean that sh*t. Im about to go in , so if your eating or drinking something ,swallow it now. I am not responsible for any choking incidents, nor do I know CPR...
Saturday night as usual, or so I thought. My girl called to rescue me from a night of reruns ,Facebook foolishness, and bad late night decisions,so I decided to partake. She mentioned an event earlier in the week but I decided I wasnt going to attend because it was a bit far ,even for me . However I was later invited to the shindig myself and said ok, I might go. She prepped me before we even got there. Why do you ask? The likelihood that Rapper Dude would be in attendance was as high as Rodney King's chances of getting arrested for a DUI yet again. I know, I know. Oh , but it doesnt end there. This incident could have been an episode of Punk'd. So uh Ashton, how about running me my money ??
This mark saw me as soon as I walked in . I spotted him as well, next to THE WIFE I may add,but I stayed composed. I didnt come there for him . I came to have a good time after a wack ass week, plus another friend was meeting me there. After say,10 minutes of chatting with the host and others, who walks up but this ni**a. And ALONE at that!! I could tell he didnt expect to see me, but he also didnt expect for me to respond like I did,meaning I was cool as David Ruffin-before the cocaine and egomaniacal behavior. Apparently he doesnt know I know he's married,but Ive known for a month.Then he leaves and comes back like "We need to talk..." Really? No we dont. Mind you all this time Weezy was still standing by the damn speakers or something. Homegirl's spidey senses must've started tingling because eventually she got tired of watched this idiot talk to some chick she doesnt know. Like Hammer said, its all good.Funny thing, I really dont think he expected to see me walk in the joint with another guy though, because when I came back in with my buddy ,the side of my wig lit up like I was doing a Pepsi commercial. I KNOW you not salty!!!The crew finally departs,then as he damn near runs out the door and Sweetiepie extended her hand to me is when he says"This is my wife." Wow. The first honest thing you've said in 9 months.Cheers and applause.Im not upset, you did me a favor by getting the hell on. When Im done, Im done. Excuse me, waiter. May I please have the check?
I know I am late but damn. I hate running into ex's, but on the other hand I love when they have that 'I just shitted on my self' look. That's always a knee slapper. Best believe ol' ball and chain had a thousand and one questions about who you are....to be a fly on a wall!!!
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