You A Non Mutha Fu*king Factor...

   Yeah alright. A little harsh, but it had to be said. Sometimes people think that just because they pop sh*t, you're going to flinch. If Moms is cracking the whip, absolutely. But these wanna be hardcore thugs and bullies? Nah,son. Move right on around.
   To add to the utter foolishness of my weekend(see prior post please), I received a call bright and early from the baby mother of an old friend. Is he just a friend? Not exactly . Are we currently dating ? No. Have I been head over heels for dude since I came out of 8th grade? You bet your last dollar. As I said though, we're not seeing each other, and she's on some 'woman scorned' type sh*t. Adding insult to injury,did I mention she called me long distance,like 400 miles away. THEY DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!!! Really Toots? You have nothing better to do than stalk someone from way over yonder??Let me just lay some of this on the line . Disclaimer: I'm about to act a WHOLE fool,so again, no eating or drinking as you scroll down and read this.

   For starters, buddy just got out of prison. Not 4th district,let alone the county.I said damn PRISON. He did his time, things were unfortunate, but that's my man,a hundred grand. Ive known him forever, and we're still cool. The dynamics of our relationship is a little weird and convoluted, nevertheless,it is what it is. That call was such a mess( I want to know how you know-----),girl, please killyoself. And you're forgetful. We met years ago. I kicked it with your sister. Oh, and that near ass whooping back in 98(my Pops held me back, ignant ass scene).So really. This is your longtime love , and you don't even recognize my name?? On top of being absentminded,you're a lame. He's in the house with you(by circumstance). Make the best out of it instead of playing yourself calling me. ME!! I'M IN CHICAGO BIT@H!! Get your priorities in order. And if you really wanna do something , try to stop him from buying that plane ticket ,cuz he already has a trip planned.That ship has sailed ,Honey. Seems like you didn't get the memo...