I Told My Girls You Can "Get It "...

Y'all Always checked for Treach,but you see that fine ass back there?Yes Jesus...

I Told My Girls You Can "Get It"....

Mmm Mmm Mmm.....

I Told My Girls You Can "Get It".....

                                                     Yes.It's The Beard,plus he can rhyme...

I Told My Girls You Can "Get It"....

Idris Elba...Dear Lawd Jesus!

And It Goes A Little Something like This...

     Im feeling so good about where Iam right now. As has been well documented , I was on injured reserve for a minute due to my last situation. I really wanted to punch Dude in the stomach for hurting my feelings. And to make matters worse, he appears everywhere, much to my chagrin. On television, as my friends' friend on Facebook, music blogs, on the radio, you get the damn picture. Nevertheless, since he's moved on with his life, I know its only right that I do the same. Dont trip faithful followers, if I ever need me to provide you with a comedic interlude, I can always reach into that bag of mayhem to bring you a little sunshine.
     But hey, never mind that fool .This is about me.Im no longer utterly distraught over affairs of the heart. In addition to having some awesome friends who did nothing less than keep it ridiculously real with me, I coached myself into a better space. Its so unfair to yourself to wallow in self pity , especially when you know off top that the other party is probably somewhere partying on a boat  while you're at home eating cereal ,crying and watching The Smurfs. So not sexy. Guess what? Broken hearts, promises and dreams are a part of life- REAL LIFE. What better than learning something in the face of all that pain . I certainly did. And Im getting my mojo back. It was missing like Jimmy Hoffa for a second , but Im good on that now. Actually feeling a new somebody but being extra cautious. Haven't the slightest as to what the future holds, but Im going to do like Jesse ,and keep hope alive.Disappointment has packed her bags for what I hope is going to be a long vacation . I still believe in love.Luther said it best :"Superman can fly high way up in the sky, cause we believe he can/So what we choose to believe, will always work out fine..."

Keeping My Fingers Crossed....

Whatever You Like...Ha!!!

Almost Famous...

"What a day,what a day" said Ms. Badu. And she aint ever lied.I've experienced every emotion known to man within the last 9 hours.You see,my former love,Rapper Dude aka Flow(depending which blog you read last)offered me the greatest surprise of all today,and it wasnt a damn box of chocolates...
You see,by pure accident while deleting old inbox messages I happened upon the last written exchange we had. You know,the one where I explained I felt he was a complete dick for April's Facebook fiasco.I happened to look at his profile pic and guess what? This jerk just got married.

Now I'm no hater,so dont utter that BS under your breath. However,if your number is still within the last 10 dialed and I just recently kicked off my Chucks and left strands of my weave at your humble abode,and you still never came clean about this chick,you damn right Im trippin.Not because I still want you though. That ship has sailed.But because I see how deceptive youve been for the last 8 months.She has no idea her husband is as reckless as he is.I dont blame her,although she must be blind,deaf,and mute like Helen Keller.Through my bee-stung heart,somehow I feel relieved. Im free to love someone who deserves it. She's legally bound to this unstable nut.Bound to him and his plethora of pathetic circumstances.He always said when I write my book he wants his own chapter. Youve been chasing stardom since the late 90's homie.You put on a real live show during our courtship,shown all the dynamics of your multiple personalities. Sure youre a local MC,but Im gonna make you famous...

Perfect Match...

DiddyBop is a force to be reckoned with. Im high- powered and posess ridiculous energy,hence the shenanigans and mayhem that take place everyday. There's a certain list of qualities I hope Mr. DiddyBop will have before entering the ring. Wanna see it? Here goes nothing...

1.Understand Im like no other youve ever known,so dont compare me to another. She'll never be me.

2.Must have a plan.

3.Dont interrupt when GI Joe,Transformers,Martin,or Wayans Bros is on.I'll do the same when football is on.

4. Dont try to be slick. My alias is Truth Serum...

5.Let me be a good woman to you.

Not a full compilation,but hey,its a start...

No Doubt,Love Is Stronger Than Pride...

When Earth Wind &Fire said 'You Cant Hide Love',they ain't ever lied. No matter what we may do to fight the feeling,it wins every time. Love is like that ignorant family member that we all have.You know,pops up when you least expect,never call before they arrive on your doorstep,eat you out of house and home...no wait,that was my ignorant ass family member,but nevertheless,allow me to continue...

Pride is a stubborn kind of fellow.He makes you believe that you can do anything,fight anybody,and actually win,knowing full well that's not the case.Pride will make a sucker out of you real quick,with Love standing in the wings like,'Nah,I told you so'.One of my buddies was having an all out,knock down,drag out BRAWL with that maniac Pride.As he spoke to me,I could see he was trying to be tough as B.A. Baracus,but I pity the fool.He tried to go against the grain and deny what he feels for his lady,but DiddyBop knows.I could look in his eyes and tell that his rebellion from the truth wouldnt last a second. And I was right. He's certainly back where he belongs:with her. I wish them nothing but happiness.Pride couldnt win that one. I got a Pay Per View -worthy event going on with him myself right now.Trust and believe his time is limited.Ive been running too long,on some witness protection program sh*t.Love is probably just taking a cigarette break,but she'll be coming for me eventually...

Do The Right Thing and Wake The Hell Up...

Why Lawd,why? Why is it now acceptable to be the most ignorant thing walking?I mean,Im no Princess of Wales or anything,but I seem to have some sort of moral compass.I hear all the time,"Maybe they just dont know better." I refuse to believe that,no matter how you try to shape it. Dont let anyone fool you into believing that heap of shenanigans.

When we are born,we are innocent creatures,absolutely void of any semblance of foolery.We grow,take on learned behavior,and depending on the type of parents or guardians we were given,things can go one way or the other.There's really not enough time or space for me to go into where we may have made that B turn,but the end result is this: its up to us to stop this rachet BS in its tracks. A billion babies out of wedlock,pajamas in public(wash your tail,nasty a$$),acting like its cool to go to jail,hair bonnets outside,not stressing education and its worth to your children,ladies loud talking and fighting in the streets...Ok,now my fingers hurt. But  you get the picture.Rather than get on my long civil rights movement/I Have A Dream soapbox, I just ask that we all take a personal responsibility. When we each feel accountable for our OWN actions will things then change.And not a moment before. Now get it to damn gether!!!