Top 10 List of Things Carol Moseley Braun Cant Do For Me...

10.She couldnt do my taxes...
9.She couldnt take out my trash...
8.She couldnt clip my toenails...
7.She couldnt hot comb my kitchen...
6.She couldnt floss my teeth...
5.She couldnt go on a BAD blind date for me.
4.She couldnt shovel my snow...
3.She couldnt sit in rush hour traffic for me...
2.She couldnt change my baby's diapers..and finally

1.She damn sure cant be my mayor.. No stank you....