Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Hey 2011!!!! A Few Things Before You Leave...

 DiddyBop been missing in action on the writing tip for a little bit. Trying to get my life in order,you know? Not that Ive forgotten about y'all, and you know my brain is random as hell., but bills had to be paid, moves had to be made. I promise to stop neglecting y'all though. As this year comes to a close, of course Ive done the self -reflection thing as did everyone else. Having my life's twists and turns published on the World Wide Web is also a constant reminder. Its all good though. I must say Im so looking forward to a new year and new energy. As 2012 approaches, I had to beckon 2011 over in a dark corner and tell it a few things. Not sure how he's going to take it, but hell, he'll be over and done like holiday leftovers in a few days. Ahem. Here goes nothing....

                                                * BEFORE YOU GO,2011*
1. What the hell was the deal with all the negativity this year? I really tried to look on the bright side, but you just insisted on bullsh*t....Damn you.
2. The best way to get rid of someone is to ask them for something. True story.
3. When someone shows you who they are, believe them . No,no,dont backtrack because of your 'feelings'. Run like Jesse Owens...
4.Misery loves company. I refuse to wallow in that mess . Besides, depression gives you wrinkles, and Im shallow...
5. You almost ruined my feelings towards Rapper Dudes. Sorry, I love them , just as Erykah Badu does.
6.I saw a half naked picture of Idris Elba. For that I am grateful...
7.I recieved a grand total of $62.73 in child support this year. 2011, you aint sh*t...
8.I fell in love for the first time in a long time. Never mind my widdle feelings got beat to death with a meat tenderizer, but it happened. And I admit it ...
9. Hip hop remained my faithful partner through all your shenanigans,2011.
10.Finally ,you tried to do an about-face in the last month ,2011. Well it didnt work. 2012 is still coming and there's nothing you can do about it! He's already shown me he's got something awesome in store for me,and I cant wait. So take that 2011. Shake the spot...

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