Random As They Wanna Be...

Oooh wee! So much mayhem and so little space to type it all in. Dont matter,Im no quitter. Im going in,as the youngsters say nowadays.No offense to anyone...
1*I have some hatin ass neighbors,real talk.I cant do shit up in here without these nosy broads worrying about what Im doing.Get some friends and a clue and leave me alone.
2*Gotta just get it off my chest,but my ex is one bitter ass man.Who names their new child after the last child they had,except George Foreman?Youre married,asking me who Im dating like it matters!Calling to start mess,you can miss me with the BS.I dont like you.Just being civil for the child's sake.Ok,gave you enough airtime...
3*Men that dont speak up. If you like me ,say it dammit.Im tired of playing Scattegories with yall.Geez ,asking me for over a year when we can get together,yet you never make a move? At this point homeboy,dont bother.I lost interest 8 months ago...
4*If youre broke,stop reproducing.Its just that simple.
5*To whom it may concern(cuz its 2 of yall),take care of home please. Dealing with me will not cure what ails you, it will only confuse you more.Im a hard habit to break .Its ok,I understand. But please know that passing time with me will make your battle that much harder to fight.I really like one of you,but I know and you know that youre not ready.The other,eh.That says it all...

Done for the evening ...Until next time,this has been Mz.Fly DiddyBop,giving you the business as no other can.